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Thread #17423   Message #4198202
Posted By: GUEST
28-Feb-24 - 02:39 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: My Grandfather's Clock - parodies
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: My Grandfather's Clock - parodies
Further to Mark Ross's version

My grandfather's cock was too long for his pants
So it dragged 90 yards on the floor
It was longer by far than the old man himself
And it weighed half a hundredweight more.

It was found on the horn
On the day that he was born
And was always his pleasure and his pride
But it dropped, flopped, never to rise again
When the old man died.