The next song is parody on "The Moonlight's Fair Tonight Along the Walbash".
We called it "When the Ice is on the Rice" and that goes:

When the ice is on the rice along the Yalu,
And the Chinaman is looking down on you,
You can bet your ass I won't be there beside you
I'll be sitting on my bum in Uijeongbu.
In Uijeongbu.

Transcribed from the singing of John Frushour recording January 13, 2004.

Listen here:

https://archive.org/download/jack_horntip_collection_field_recordings/0259%20When%20The%20Ice%20Is%20On%20The%20Rice%20%5BTune_%20My%20Indiana%20Home%20%28_%29%5D.mp3