JohnBaxter wrote: I've now published my notes on this one - i'm not completely convinced that it was by Cowell...

One possibility is that Cowell set the music -- note that the sheet music cover says it was "composed and sung" by Cowell, not that he wrote the text. Though it sounds rather like his work. Possibly he took an existing piece and modified it.

Maybe we should give him credit for being the only person willing to actually put his name on it. :-)