Another Steve one :-)

Bloke went to confession and told the priest that he'd shagged Fanny Green twice in a week.

"Three Hail Marys, my son, and behave from now on."

A while later another bloke confessed to the priest that he'd shagged Fanny Green four times in a week.

"Bejaysus, son, ten Hail Marys and ten Glory Bes for you, and from now on keep your trousers up."

That Sunday at the start of Mass, a tall, elegant woman with a very short skirt and emerald green high heels sat on the front pew with her legs slightly apart. The priest whispered to the altar boy, "Is that Fanny Green?"

"No, Father, it's just the reflection from her shoes..."