The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #172983   Message #4201767
Posted By: Dave the Gnome
29-Apr-24 - 11:44 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Bloke asks his mate for advice on how to chat to the ladies

"Just see a girl you like, wait for the right opportunity, say hello, compliment her on something and then just chat to her normally. Easy."

OK, the lad thinks and the next day he sees a young woman he really likes coming out of the bathroom.

"Hello", he says to her

"Hi" she replies

"That is a really pretty dress you are wearing"

"Oh, thank you"

"Been for a shit then?"