Mom, in a few minutes I a-leavin' the house to jin up with the fellers down at the Elks' Lodge fer some sixty-rod coffee. Gonna buy some dough nuts on the way so's them fellers git somethin decent to eat fer a change. Usually they jist survive on bacon and beans, which make fer a certin coffee atmosfear to fear. And I'll be drivin in the morning rush hour ALONE AND ALL BY MYSELF.