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Thread #172983   Message #4202621
Posted By: Joe_F
17-May-24 - 06:28 PM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
What's the difference between a rich Scotsman, a puir Scotsman, and a deid Scotsman?
A rich Scotsman has a canopy over his bed. A puir Scotsman has a can o' pee under his bed. A deid Scotsman canna pee at a'.
(Heard in Scotland in 1959. It must be pretty old.)