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Posted By: and e
19-May-24 - 09:03 PM
Thread Name: Origin:Christopher Columbo/Christofo Colombo-bawdy
Subject: Origins: Christopher Columbo / Christofo Colombo
I did a search for a thread of this song using Google and the Mudcat
thread search for all time and see no discussion of this song.

This is a bawdy song. If you are easily offended, please don't post
this this thread and it will disappear faster. I'll be posting bawdy
texts, references and clean versions.

CRISTOFO COLUMBO

In fourteen ninety-two,
Down in the Spanish Alley
A dego took his cock in hand
And shouted hot tamale.

Chorus:
He said the world was round-o;
His balls hung down to the ground-o;
That masturbatin', fornicatin'
Son-of-a-bitch Colombo.

A girl ran from an alley
And who was it that pursued her.
The vitamin egg ran down her leg,
Columbo sure had screwed her.

Chorus

At that time that in Spain
There reined a queen called Isabella
She knew by a glance at the bulge in his pants
That Chris was a fine young fello

Chorus

Columbo had a one eyed mate,
He loved him like a brother,
Every night 'til very late,
They'd masturbate each another.

Chorus

For forty days and forty nights
They sailed in search of booty.
Upon the shore they spied a whore
By God, she was a beauty.

Chorus

They went over the rail by head and tail ,
A-shedding coats and collars;
In fifteen minutes by the clock,
She made nine thousand dollars.

Text above is transcribed from The Unexpurgated Folk Songs of Men
LP. Recorded in 1959 and issued in 1960.

More texts to follow.... when time allows.