The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #172983   Message #4202815
Posted By: Doug Chadwick
22-May-24 - 11:16 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Stolen from the internet:-

A man received the following text from his neighbour:
I am SO sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Damn auto-correct. I meant "wifi", not "wife".