The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #172983   Message #4202887
Posted By: Dave the Gnome
24-May-24 - 09:00 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
My wife caught me standing on the bathroom scales while sucking in my stomach. "Ha!" she said, "That isn't going to help you!"

"Don't be silly, of course it will!" I replied, "It's the only way I can see the numbers!"