2 rednecks, sitting in lawn chairs on a hot summer night, are knocking back beers. It's a very clear night and the stars are on full display. One of them is starring at the sky. After a minute, he turns to his buddy and wistfully asks: "So what do you think's farther? Florida ... or the moon?" His friend laughs and says "you're a frickin' idiot! Can you SEE Florida!!??"