Probably talking about 100 different songs as it lends itself so well to the noble art of parody: a few years back at a Scottish folk festival, the owner of the mobile phone that was supposed to be the ticket hotline for the festival dropped said phone in an unfortunate place:

Oh dear, what can the matter be
A—— R—— dropped her phone down the lavatory
Somebody’s wanting some tickets for Saturday
(Bubbly noises……..)

And it gets worse!