An American woman gets a job as a PE teacher of 14-year-olds in a school in England. On her first day, she comes to watch the kids playing football. She watches as they all get together and start playing. However, she quickly notices a boy at the end of the field standing all alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.

"You ok?" she says kindly.

"Yes," he says.

"You can go and play with the other kids, you know." she says encouragingly.

"It’s best I stay here," he says.

"Why’s that, dear?" asks the teacher.

The boy gives her a weird look and says, “Because I’m the goalie.”