Here's another one, I just whipped it up like a batch of fritters.

The Grand Ol' Party
Has a rep for bein' honest
Well, there was a prez named Nixon
But y'all are just biased

And then we had a man
Name o' Donald Trump
Made a fortune in casinos
Scamming fools what a chump

Sorry, you have to provide yo'sef a tune and probly should add a couple more verses.