Casey jones was a son of a bitch
Parked his train in a whore house ditch
Jumped off the train with his dick in his hand, said excuse me ladies
I’m a railroad man
    Lined a hundred up against the wall
    Bet twenty bucks he could fuck them all
    Fucked 98 til his balls turned blue
      Then he backed off and jacked off and fucked the other two

When he died he went to hell
Fucked them devils and he fucked them well
Ten little devils jumped over the wall and said
Let’s kill this mother-fucker before he fucks us all