Ay ay ay ay your father refills cream donuts
So sing me another verse worse than the other verse and waltz me around by my Lilly

There once was a girl named Flo Arden
Who sucked off a man in her garden
He said my dear Flo
Where does all that stuff go?
She said *gulp* I beg your pardon?

Ay ay ay ay your mother swims after troop ships
So sing me another verse worse than the other verse and waltz me around by my Lilly

There Once was a carpenter named Paul
Who had a hexangle ball
With his pecker plus 8 and it’s sides and it’s weight
here’s his phone number give him a call


Ay ay ay ay your grandmother sucks batshit off cave walls
So sing me another verse worse than the other verse and waltz me around by my Lilly


There once was a girl named Ann Heuser
Who claimed that no man could surprise her
But Pops took a chance
Put a Slit in her pants
And now she is sadder but wiser


Ay ay ay ay your sister rides bikes with no seats
So sing me another verse worse than the other verse and waltz me around by my Lilly