"One day we'll turn and wipe the smile clean off your bloody face!"

Today's the day! It's the General Election today in the UK. Campaigning is still allowed on election day, but it cannot be transmitted on TV or radio.

Ofcom’s guidance also says “broadcasters may not publish the results of any opinion poll on polling day itself until the election or referendum poll closes”.

Roll on 10pm, when the poll closes and the exit poll is announced.