Last Sa'uday afternoon for tea,
I fancied a luxury,
So I went daan to ow' muvva Binkles,
Bought me sewf a pennyworth of winkles,
Brought 'em ome,
Put em' on a plate,
As appy as cud be,
For my my old woman and her seven kids,
And all the family.

Awwwww, pickin all the big ones aaaat!
Pickin awl the big ones aaaat.
You shouild uh seen my face awl wrinkles,
When I saw my pennyworth of winkles,
All the big ones gone,
You should have heard me shout,
Cuz my old woman and her seven kids were,
Pickin ALL THE BIG ONES AAT!