Gwyneth Try talking about this piece before the Singaround Monday. Here are the DT lyrics. Gwyneth knows it as a much longer recitation.
WHEN LADY JANE BECAME A TART
It fairly broke the family's heart,
When Lady Jane became a tart,
But blood is blood and race is race,
And so to save the family face,
They bought her an expensive flat,
With "Welcome" written on the mat.
It was not long ere Lady Jane,
Brought her patrician charms to fame,
A clientele of sahibs pukka,
Who regularly came to fuck 'er,
And it was whispered without malice,
She had a client from the Palace.
No one could nestle in her charms,
Unless he wore ancestral arms,
No one to her could gain an entry,
Unless he were of the landed gentry,
And so before her sun had set,
She'd worked her way through Debrett.
When Lady Anne became a whore,
It grieved the family even more,
But they felt they couldn't do the same,
As they had done for Lady Jane,
So they bought her an exclusive beat,
On the shady side of Jermyn Street.
When Lord St. Clancy became a nancy,
It did not please the family's fancy,
And so in order to protect him,
They did inscribe upon his rectum,
"All commoners must now drive steerage,
This fucking hole is reserved for peerage."
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And the Ballad Index entry:When Lady Jane Became a Tart
DESCRIPTION: "It fairly broke the family's heart When Lady Jane became a tart," but family is family, so they support her vocation and arrange a fine location for her; she attracts many clients. When other family members follow in her path, the family has more trouble
AUTHOR: unknown
EARLIEST DATE: 1967 (Morgan/Green-RugbySongs)
KEYWORDS: whore work family nobility
FOUND IN: Britain(England)
REFERENCES (1 citation):
Morgan/Green-RugbySongs, pp. 176-177, "When Lady Jane Became a Tart" (1 text)
Roud #10152
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Anybody have the version from the rugby book?