She went to his state in the middle of July And then the campaign it was ready to fly For even though T and co try to deny You have to admit Tim’s an excellent guy
They made up some lies and said Tim was no good That he left the Guard before he really should But all those who know him say he never could And women prefer him to a bear in the woods
Wa-wa-wa wa-wa-wa walzing with Tim Charming, disarming, alarming T’s crew There’s nothing a weirdo like Donald can do To keep us from walzing, wa-wa-wa-walzing Keep us from walzing, walzing with Tim.
Now T’s picked a peach to be his loyal Veep A man who thinks cat ladies' lives are all bleak And if you are childless you must be a freak Can’t wait to hear who he’ll be dissing next week
T begged and he pleaded for Biden to go And then when he did T said “Say it ain’t so!" And says that it's cheating, well what do you know? Who could have predicted a fit he would throw?
Wa-wa-wa wa-wa-wa walzing with Tim Charming, disarming, alarming T’s crew There’s nothing a weirdo like Donald can do To keep us from walzing, wa-wa-wa-walzing Keep us from walzing, walzing with Tim.
Tim said T was weird, which made poor Donny fret I think poor old Don is beginning to sweat And even becoming a trifle upset Let's teach him a Walz he will never forget
Wa-wa-wa wa-wa-wa walzing with Tim Charming, disarming, alarming T’s crew There’s nothing a weirdo like Donald can do To keep us from walzing, wa-wa-wa-walzing Keep us from walzing, walzing with Tim.