Now Adam was the first one, that DU ever took in
And Socrates was the first to ever wear the pin,
And Samson was the strongest, until he go the itch,
Then along came Caesar and we pledged the song-of-a..

Chorus

Now listen to me girlie and take a tip from me,
Don't ever trust a Delta U an inch above your knee,
I know of one who trusted on and knows what he can do,
And now she has a son of a son of a Delta U, HEY!!

Note material for Professor Dennis, Class: Writing and Research; Subject: Rhetoric and Composition; University: University of Illinois - Urbana-Champaign; Term: Spring 2011

See here: https://www.docsity.com/en/docs/two-rivers-writing-and-research-lecture-notes-rhet-105/6798709/