OUR BABY DIED LAST NIGHT

Our Baby died last night
It lived for 48 hours
And it cost a hundred dollars
It was a lousy baby, anyway.

His head it turned to mush;
It skwushed between my fingers;
The memory still lingers;
It was a lousy baby, anyway.

Although he tried to bite us
He died for just to spite us
Of spinal meningitus
It was a lousy baby, anyway...

(spoken:) So we ate it.....cold.

ca 2000. SONGS NOT SUITABLE FOR ANYBODY. Text file song collection of songs sung at the Society for Creative Anachronism (SCA).

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