I had to look it up, Bill, which makes it a bit pointless to those of us without an artistic bent

Ok, you are allowed to say 'bent what?'

Anyhow, back to what normal people call jokes...

Bloke goes into a pub and orders a pint. The barman hands over his pint and says, "That will be 10p please."

"Blimey," thought the man, This is a great pub!" He downed his pint and ordered another. The barman handed it over. "That will be 10p please."

So this went on for quite a while until eventually the chap said to the barman, "How come you can only charge 10p a pint? How can you possibly make a profit running a pub like that?"

"Well you see," said the barman, "a few months ago I won £125 million on the lottery. I've always enjoyed the pub culture and I thought that as I'd benefited from it so much I'd put something back. So I bought this pub, and I thought I'd just charge customers 10p for every drink that they could possibly wish for. I don't need the profit so here I am."

"That's magnificent!" said the customer. "But can you tell me something? There are three blokes sat over there in the corner who look really miserable, and they haven't even got a drink in front of them!"

Said the barman, "Well you see, they are three Yorkshiremen and they're waiting for happy hour when drinks will be half price..."