SAM

Sam, Sam,
The Lavatory Man.
Scoop'n up the poop in the outhouse can.

(Chorus)
Toilet paper, Toilet paper, Paper towels!
Listen to the rhythm of the human bowels.

Goin down, down
under the ground,
Scoop'n up the poop that's float'n around.

(Chorus)
Toilet paper, Toilet paper, Paper Towels!
Listen to the rhythm of the human bowels.
(make hearty fart sounds to end)

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