The Shit House Rag.

        Dan! Dan!
        The lavatory man,
        Has full charge
        Of the crapping can.
He picks up the papers and the hands out the towels
And he listens to the rumble of the fat men's bowels.
        Ffff! Fffff!
        A fart is heard
        Followed by the sound
        Of a splashing terd.
He finds his joy and greatest bliss
In the crackles of the paper and the trickle of the piss,
        Rah! Rah! Sis boom ah!
        Oh, you Shit House Rag!

c1926.   The Canfield Collection. Pg 88 of the digitized manuscript collection.


See online: https://archive.org/details/1926canfieldcollection/page/n87/mode/2up?q=dan