SONG NO. 23

TOPSAIL HALYARD CHANTY

As I went through the clover fields,
        Hi randy dandy oh,
I saw two whores kick up their heels,
        Galloping ralloping dandy oh.

One name Sal the other named Sue,
        Hi randy dandy oh,
Said I to Sue, I'll sock it to you,
        Gallopin ralloping dandy oh.

I laid her down behind a stump,
        Hi Randy dandy oh,
And made her ass go bumpity bump,
        Gallopin ralloping dandy oh.

A-week went by and all was well,
        Hi randy dandy oh,
And then my prick began to swell,
        Galloping ralloping dandy oh.

Then to the doctor I did go,
        Hi randy dandy oh,
My prick and bollicks for to show,
        Galloping ralloping dandy oh.

Young man, said he, you're in a fix,
        Hi randy dandy oh,
You'll lose your life or half your prick,
        Galloping ralloping dandy oh.

I thought ten inches I could lose,
        Hi randy dandy oh,
If the other twelve he would excuse,
        Galloping ralloping dandy oh.

He laid it out upon a block,
        Hi randy dandy oh,
And cut ten inches off my cock,
        Galloping ralloping dandy oh.

So now I'm cured and well again,
        Hi randy dandy oh,
Bring on your whores we'll screw 'em again,
        Galloping ralloping dandy oh.

c1928. A collection of Sea Songs and Ditties by Dave E Jones.


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