The QUEEN's ASS.
A New Humorous Allegorical Song.
Honi soit qui mal y pense.
By H. HOWaRD.
To the Tune of, Stick a Pin there.

I.

Ye Bucks and ye Jemmies who amble the Park,
Whose Hearts and whose Heads are as lightsome as Cork,
Through Buckingham-Gate, as to Chelsea you pass,
Without Fee or Reward, you may see the Q-----'s A----,
        See the Q------'s A--: See the Q-----'s A---,
                Without Fee or Reward, &c.

II.

A Sight such as this surely never was seen;
Who the Deuce would not gaze at the A--- of a Q----n?
What Prospect so charming!-- What Sene can surpass
The delicate Sight of her M------'s A--- ?

III.

Though squeamish old Prudes with Invective and Spleen,
May turn up their Noses, and censure the Q-----n;
Crying out,--" 'Tis a Shame, that her Q-----ship, alas,
"Should take such a Pride--in exposing her A---."

IV.

Let them rail if they will; yet I'll bett Ten to One,
Not a Prude of them all but would alter her Tone,
Provided that Fortune, so kind to each Lass,
Had bestow'd such an A--- as her M------'s A---.

V.

The Fribbles cry out, " 'Tis a Sin and a Shame
" To suffer a Sight with so filthy a Name:"
Though they rail, yet will each take a Peep thro' hi Glass,
For who wou'd not peep at her M-------'s A-- ?

VI.

From M**klb**b St**l**z, a Place of Renown,
This good-natur'd P--n--ss cam her for a Crown ;
And now in Return to the Folks as they pass,
She kindly repays them--by shewing her A---.

VII.

Ye Gods ! I with Pleasure cou'd gaze Day and Night,
At so charming, so pretty, so curious a Sight :
In truch, I must own--nay, I swear by the Mass,
I could kiss (if no Treason)---her M-------'s A---.

VIII.

But this for a Subject, though loyal, I fear
Would be look'd on by some Folks as coming too near ;
Then in Prudence my Passion I'll stifle, alas !
Content but to gaze on her M-------'s A---.

IX.

Resign'd to my Fate, thus to gaze and no more,
In vain for Possession I sigh and implore ;
But Scripture informs us that all Flesh is Grass,
And such, I presume, is her M------'s A---.

X.

Since then there is no mighty Diff'rence between
The A--- of a Subject, and that of a Q----n,
Let each Lad full of glee take his Bottle and Glass,
And drink the Q-------'s Health----not forgetting her A---,
        Not forgetting her A---; Not forgetting her A---,
                And drink the Q-----'s Heath, &C.

Sold by the AUTHOR, opposite the Union Coffee-House, in the Strand, near Temple-Bar; and by all the Print and Pamphlet-sellers.
(PRICE SIXPENCE.)

N.B. In a few Days will be published, A Song on the CHEROKEES with a Head-Piece.

See online: https://www.britishmuseum.org/collection/object/P_1868-0808-4198


Dave, are you the Dave Usher that has a youtube channel ? Would you mind sharing the recording on your channel ?