The Sith, Empire, and the First Order have united against the democratic Republic and have vowed to wipe the resistance from the galaxy once and for all.
Supreme King Trump has ordered his military dreadnaught to incinerate the Democrats, destroy their transports, and communication media, and obliterate their infrastructure. You rebel scum will be wiped from existence. You will get no First Order funding assistance... hello... can they hear me? Yes my magnificence, but they are not responding.
King Trump then fires his communication assistant.