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Thread #35677   Message #4221825
Posted By: Jack Horntip
29-Apr-25 - 10:10 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: A Gob is a Slob, Wherever He May Be
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: A Gob is a Slob, Wherever He May Be
I DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS NAME IS...

CHORUS:
I don't know what his name is and whatever he may be,
Just listen while I tell you what he did to me!

I went through the front gate
Like a good girl should,
And e slipped round the back way
Like I knew he would.
                        --CHORUS

I went in the front door
Like a good girl should,
And he slipped in behind me
Like I knew he would.
                        --CHORUS

I went up the stairs
Like a good girl should,
And he came up behind me
Like I knew hew would.
                        --CHORUS

I went to my bedroom
Like a good girl should,
And he slipped behind me
Like I hoped he would.
                        --CHORUS

I took all my cloths off
Like a good girl should,
And he took off his trousers
Like I knew he would.
                        --CHORUS

I put on my 'jamas
Like a good girl should,
And then he took them off again
Like I knew he would.
                        --CHORUS

I got into bed
Like a good girl should,
And he got in beside me
Like I knew he would.
                        --CHORUS

I laid on my side
Like a good girl should,
But then he turned me over
Like I knew he would.
                        --CHORUS

CHORUS:
I don't know what his name is and wherever he may be,
It's none of your damned business what he did to me!

1976. Rugby Reveals...Hugger Rugger Presents. pp.26-27


See here: https://www.horntip.com/html/books_&_MSS/1970s/1976_father_rugby_reveals_(PB)/1976_father_rugby_reveals.pdf