I attended Filey Folk Festival over last weekend and had a wonderfull time, met so many lovely people, hard great muic and made new friends. However on the Sunday the final day I heard a group of people sing what must have been a self pened song about Filey (on the east coast of Yorkshire England), a happy song but with line which suggested the Seagulls Shit on us all. I had a chuckle of course. When I went to my van to go home on Monday my wing mirror was absolutely covered in Seagull crap - it was absolutely disgusting, Im trying to post a photo of it here to show you, but im not sure how to. I was looking for similar posts from the past on Mudcat, there is a closed one from 2002.
    Anyway the Seaguls just up the coast in Whitby are notorious as well, Myself and my friend took 2 children, boys, a few years ago, we bought them some chips then one of them started crying, a Seagul had crapped on his chips, so we had to buy him more.
    And then last year myself and Bridie my friend were walking along in Whitby, there was a big crowd of them in front of us, so we crossed to the other side of the road to get away, then they all seamed to take off at the same time and one of them must have had a grudge against Bridie because it flew over her and crapped on her lovely fair hair she had just washed before we came ou. We had to go bak home so she could have a shower. So im going to try to write a song and call it something like Arnt Seaguls Bastards or something similar.
   Have other people had similar stories to tell.