Providing fowl count then I propose "The Mallard"

" I `ave eaten, what `ave I ate?
I `ave eaten the wing of a mallard.
Wing wingy, back backy,leg leggy, thigh thighy, shin shinny, toe toey, two nippers and all.
And good meat was the mallard. And now I am in debility `ouse
And good meat was the mallard"

Etc., etc., until all its parts are consumed.