A fox catches a rabbit for his dinner. He lays it down until he answers a call of nature.
A dog sneakes, grabs the rabbit, runs across the road into an house, puts on its owner's hat and trousers and sits in a chair pretending to read a newspaper.
The fox bursts in and says "Hey, have you seen a dog?!" and the dog says "Do you mean the one who stole a rabbit?" and the fox said "F...... hell, is it in the paper already?!"