Yes SRS, I have spent much time with my 547 page main manual (there are 3 accessory manuals too). I have reset and turned off everything I can possibly turn off. We have unfortunately reached a 'nanny-state' peak with this model, where many things are no-option.
I am told this kind of thing is starting to turn off drivers, to the point that knobs and buttons are on the horizon for future car designs. Driving the open road should be a pleasure, and I'm hoping to get back to something that will please rather than cause stress.