Donald Trump is flying over Washington DC.

He looks out of the window and says to his family, "You know what, I'm gonna throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people lucky!"

Don Jr. looks at him and says, "Dad, why don't you throw two hundred $5 bills out of the window? Then you can make two hundred people happy."

Donald says, "Son, that's a great idea!"

Melania turns to him and says, "Master, why not throw one thousand $1 bills out the window? You could make one thousand people as pleased as punch!"

Donald looks at her and says, "That is a fantastic idea! The best I've heard!"

The pilot turns and looks at Trump and says, "As long as you're at it, why don't you throw yourself out of the window and make millions of people ecstatic?"