In other news, the time honored concept of Honey Moon has been laid to waste by a woman who just didn't get the concept:

MIAMI (Reuters) - Marital bliss was
short-lived for one Florida couple whose
wedding day dispute over gifts landed the
bride a brief stay in the local jail.
 Police in the central Florida town of Stuart
said on Wednesday that Kathryn Marie
Patrick was released on $5,000 bail after
 allegedly pelting her new husband with
 wedding cake, punching him in the face and
then kicking him as he lay on the ground.

  The argument, apparently over their
  wedding gifts, erupted as the pair returned
from their marriage ceremony on Sunday,
police said.