(Golden Cow Chip Awards are given to all Winners of the SONG CHALLENGE! Contest. These arepermanent awards and should be displayed proudly and prominently on your mantel. There is one caveat, however.
If it is discovered that any receiver of the Golden Cow Chip Award has used their trophy in a local (or international) cow chip tossing contest, said Chip shall be confiscated immediately and awarded to another Song Challenger.)

Newest Song Challenge! Award --

The  Golden Cow Chip with Memorial MMario Silverplated Spittoon!!!!!!

(The GCCWMMMSPS is awarded to the Challenge! entry  which evokes an instantaneous bubbling up of frothy mirth from out of the lips of the Keeper of the  Book and onto her monitor screen).

Our Lady of the Neon Green Fringe once Again reveals her Fathomless Generosity and Compassion by adding a BRAND NEW Award to our Rich Array of Luxury Incentives!!!

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Memorial MMario Silverplated Spittoon:

MOUSETHIEF,  for  "Doli and Mokhtar"
 

Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Shamrock Cluster: (The Shamrock Cluster is awarded  for a very high level of imagination, imagery, and/or creative use of language in a song):

WYSYWIG, for "The Ballad of Ted Rambleat"
HYPERABID, for "Sheep CIA"

 Winners of the Golden Cow Chip Award with Harp Ribbon: (The Harp Ribbon is given for being
 able to make The Keeper of the Book fall on the floor laughing OR make her short out her keyboard
 with tears)

JERI, for "Your Bitter Tears"
MARIO, for  "The Ram who shot Mokhtar Fadl "
TRAPPER, for "Shepherd-Poof Song"
BRADYPUS, for  "Sidi Barani"

Congratulations, Challengers!!  You have Worked Wonders.  :>)

Stay Tuned for our next installment:
 

The Goddess' Return!!!!!

Amos (for Áine)