Poor you!! If I'm feeling poorly I always cheer myself by thinking of when we kept goldfish. We've also got umpty nine million cats, and you imagine what THAT was like! Anyway, I remember coming into the front room once where the fish were and catching a cat fishing. I shouted at her, she looked up guiltily and jumped off the fish bowl, or at least tried to! Unfortunately for her, we had a one of those plastic rings on the top of the bowl, and it slipped! The cat ended up face first in the water!! I just cracked up and went to help her out. You should have seen the disgusted look she gave me. It was an "ACTUALLY, I meant to do that! I don't see what you're laughing at," kind of look. She stalked off after that to sulk. I honestly couldn't stop laughing! I'm laughing just typing this, it was that funny. That happened about three years ago. We don't have fish any more, but the cats never did get them.