...so these two elderley ladies meet at La Maison Rouge for lunch and when they've ordered their Old Fashions, Maude leans forward and says to Sophie:

"Sophie, dear, you've a suppository in your ear."
"What?"
Speaking louder, "You've a suppository in your ear."
"What did you say?"
Fairly yelling now: "You've a suppository in your ear."
"Oh lord, that's where my hearing aid's gone."

cheers, Fortunato