what was it Groucho Marx said? I know it's not New but it's funny... something like, Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

My coworker said this the other day... Men. Can't live with 'em, can't live with 'em.

(now don't anyone go accusing me of man-bashing because let me tell you that even though Men have broken my heart, I still love 'em anyway and wouldn't trade 'em fer NOTHIN! But being married to a tall guy who after 11 years still puts stuff where I can't reach it, I had to laugh)