The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #18656   Message #428155
Posted By: GUEST,Nancy
29-Mar-01 - 03:02 AM
Thread Name: Lost My Sense of Humor II
Subject: RE: Lost My Sense of Humor II
AND THE YEAR'S BEST HEADLINES ARE...

Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
Is There A Ring Of Debris Around Uranus?
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
Miners Refuse To Work After Death
Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
Stolen Painting Found By Tree
War Dims Hope For Peace
If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Chef Throws His Heart Into Helping Feed Needy
Local High School Dropouts Cut In Half
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors

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