Inane morality run amock, again. But, Alex, I'm not so sure I would call exotic dancers "unskilled laborers." I guess it depends on what skills the job calls for. I would think that if the "entrepenurial spirit" were really so common in academia these days, some enterprising prof should have by now come up with a degree program ESK (exotic stimulatory (or simulatory?) kinesiology). Enrollments might swell, er, grow, er, well, increase anyway.