People wrap up in sheets after sex. And walk around in them. And never trip on the long trailing part. And also never have too much sheet and must wrap it around and around and around.

Women who wear men's clothing the morning after (his shirt, bathrobe, etc.) always find that no matter how huge the guy is, his clothes are always just one adorably draped size larger than their own. This is apparently why the men never wear their own jammie tops-- they'd be way too tight, so they toss 'em in the Come F*ck Me drawer.

Movie women love to french kiss heavy smokers, and drinkers, and (especially) heroes who have just had to barf due to their sensitive selves seeing an upsetting death.

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