I like the Robert Heinlein angle of 'Stranger in a Stange Land'. So donate the organs ( if there are any in a useful state ) and fry up the rest and have Penelope sandwiches, to be eaten preferably first thing in the morning after a heavy night at Towersy or some such event. At least you'll know why you feel awful and every one can make Micca eat the most in revenge for his hip flask!!!