Singing my love song
"My Love is Like a Chocolate Box"
holding a box of Black Magic (UK candy) and handing it to the spinster of my lust. Everyone else seemed to suss me and thought it (and the song) was a hoot. Sue thought it was just a comic song! I had to do the same at another FC (almost as "best audience" as #1) before she cottoned-on. Mind you the consumation thereof was fact by then.