Peter T,

Fangs a lot; we do appreciate it.

Salish Indians, on the coast of Oregon, managed, to capture BIGFOOT! They took him down south & lashed him to a redwood tree. Then they built a huge fire all around him and burnt him to a crisp. The sparks that flew like a huge lit sparkler from his burning body turned to mosquitos as they flew into the air.

And they've been biting the people ever since.