My daughter or son, can't remember which, used to have one that just said, "You know what the beep is for!"

I used to add music and do different ones for the seasons. Haven't done that in a while. Some of them were terrible, some not as bad:

For true Seasonal Spirit
Try not to spend!
Your health and happiness
A good year portends!

"We've come to ring the
New one in
The old bid fond adieu;
A great beginning for
the year
Our wish, it is for you!"

"The sun is growing stronger
With each day a little longer
Seeds await in darkness cool
A dormant promise of
Spring's Renewal."