A friend and I were hiking below Cumberland Falls. Its a beautiful place, massive rocks and pretty formations, heavy woods........simply lovely. We had followed the ridgeline down several miles, worked down to the river and were almost back to the falls and both of us had been on a high that natural things can give you. We got back to the more "touristy" section just below the falls and met a couple with 2 kids standing by a rock. The woman, dressed like Peg Bundy said, "Hey...Is there anything down that way besides more rocks?" My friend Matt was quick that day and replied, "Yeah......about 30 miles down you come to a bluff with a McDonald's on top."

Spaw