This isn't terrrible hysterical - only mildly amusing. We Hilary, Alan and Jennifer, entered a talent show recently to have a crack at some prize money - after much debate we thought we'd simplified matters of a band name - deciding on the unpretentious copout of amalgamating our intials HAJ! We thought...

At the end of proceedings a deep and expectant hush fell over the audience and fellow competitors, the lady MC stepped up to the mic and announced " the winners are

...........................Hag!"