The one I heard was not about ants at all, but it had the line "How many roads must a man drive down, before he admits he is lost?"

That was the funniest line by far. It got kind of weak after that, not half as good as the original song.

- LH

p.s. Bob, don't sue. It was a waste of time and money with Albert and it'd be a waste of time here as well...just write a venomous new song that excoriates parasitic assaults on your catalog by 3rd rate imitators who wear portable TV's on their armbands and speak in tongues.