ATTENTION, ATTENTION. BE ADVISED THAT AN EMERGENCY BOARD MEETING OF PATTERSON, SWAN, FIELDING AND LANE, LAYABOUTS AT LARGE, PC;CD;FU;KMA; AND ROFLMAO IS CALLED FOR THE EARLIEST DATE AVAILABLE TO THE MANAGING PARTNERS. BUSINESS ON THE AGENDA FOR DISCUSSION IS LIMITED TO PLANNING FOR OUR TOUR OF THE UNITED STATES, CANADA, BARBADOS AND MRS. SWANSON'S CHICKEN COUP AS THE AGED BUT STILL SEXY OVER 50 BOY BAND.. MR. SWAN, YOU WILL HAVE TO OBTAIN FAKE ID TO BE INCLUDED. THIS REPRESENTS A CHANCE FOR OUR FIRM, MAKE THAT FLABBY, TO LAND A MAJOR TOUR. PLEASE COME, MAKE THAT ARRIVE, PREPARED TO SET THE REPERTOIRE OF RAP, AND POP MUSIC PLAYED ON THE WASHTUB, AGING MARTIN GUITARS, AND HAMMERED DULCIMER. ALL INSTRUMENTS WILL BE RIGGED WITH STICK ON MIC'S RUN THROUGH A FUZZ TONE. I KNEW OUR DAY WOULD COME........ER ....... ARRIVE.

MICK THE SCHEDULER